your [patter]'s like water 

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.

"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."

your [patter]'s like water by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007

pitter patter 

1. the sound of water or a similar liquid rapidly dripping or falling onto a surface.

2. the onomatopoeia for the light tapping sound of a small animal's feet when it is running.

1. The pitter patter of the rain outside was relaxing as I snuggled in my warm bed.

2. The mice are in here somewhere...i can hear the pitter patter of their feet! *pitter patter pitter patter*

pitter patter by Strawberry Yan March 7, 2012

fat patter 

insult used for teacher, substitute for "fucker"

"Dude, that fat patter gave me an F!"

fat patter by Rolodex Polk March 24, 2004

Snappy patter 

Fast talking, clipped dialogue like from 1930s and 40s gangster movies. Also smart quick conversation like in The West Wing and any Aaron Sorkin script.

Snappy Patter is quick dialogue; watch a Jimmy Stewart movie or West Wing episode....Newsroom on HBO too.

Snappy patter by Annebeth216 November 6, 2013

Owen patter

Repeating a burn back to the person who said it

I said “ur fat” Owen replied, “no, ur fat” Someone said “first person to go off has to send a picture of their Willie” (Owen goes off and then comes back) “come on Owen u have to do it” Owen replies “u like Willie” Owen patter

Owen patter by The lord himself 123 January 2, 2021

Pitter patter 

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site

Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor

Pitter patter by Theamazinggeek June 5, 2018

PITTER PATTER 

pitter patter means to HURRY !!

Police : THERE THEY ARE !

CRIMINIMINALS : OH NOES PITTER PATTER

PITTER PATTER by NEWBIE February 19, 2005