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rat's patootie 

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"
{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!
rat's patootie by Telephony June 17, 2014

Cutie Patootie 

Something so overly cute that the word cute itself has to sound cuter and hence 'cutie patootie'
Cutie Patootie by Bumbsie July 5, 2017

sweet patootie 

The expression has currently come to be used in refering to a person's rear end, but was originally a term of endearment. It evolved from "sweetheart" to "sweet potato", to "sweet patootie".
sweet patootie by R. Fullerton March 11, 2007

cutey-patootie

a slang term for someone who you, yourself, see as cute beyond belief. although can be seen as patronising so make sure it's put across well
commenting someone's myspace/facebook/bebo picture perhaps "someone's a cutey-patootie"

You bet your sweet patootie 

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

cootie patootie 

anyone that is hot and/or has a hot body.
billy k., you are a cootie patootie with a booty ooty!
cootie patootie by jeniffersays October 31, 2008