patient sixty seven 

BLEGH

Have you heard of Patient sixty seven?

BLEGH he responded with

patient sixty seven by BLEGH? March 8, 2023

Patient Cook 

Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.

Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.

You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.

Patient Cook by MikeToreno May 18, 2024

identified patient 

Psychology term describing an individual, usually a child or teen, in a dysfunctional family who:

1) Gets scapegoated and blamed for a family's problems
2) Has emotional problems that are not a mental illness, but a normal response to the stress of dealing with an unhealthy family in denial
3) Blows the whistle on a dysfunctional family's problems

Phrase originated because family therapists recognized that the child "identified" as the patient is not necessarily the one who is sick.

1) John is dropping out of school and doing drugs and his parents want him institutionalized, but it turns out his mother is an abusive alcoholic and his father is chronically absent. John is the identified patient.

2) Becky is extremely depressed and fearful. She accuses her father, correctly, of molestation, but the parents deny it and accuse Becky of being sick for reasons that have nothing to do with them. Becky is the identified patient.

identified patient by Tigereyes August 23, 2006

The Patient 

The character that the My Chemical Romance album The Black Parade is centered around. He is battling a disease and when he dies, death comes to him in the form of a parade of people in black marching band outfits. This concept is based off of Gerard Way's belief that death comes to you in the form of your fondest memory.

The Patient sees death as a Black Parade.

The Patient by We're all dying March 9, 2009

Doctor/Patient Confidentiality 

Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.

"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"

"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."

Doctor/Patient Confidentiality by sayynevermore October 24, 2012

Klancer Patient 

A member of the KKK who has cancer.

KKK member Bob has leukemia and therefore is a Klancer Patient.

Klancer Patient by lechesucio February 23, 2009

creepy patient 

when you know you have the capacity to become completely psychotic and aggressive but are smiling, acting meek and agreeable

A young hard working girl in social media anxiously waiting for a promotion said, "I have been creepy patient waiting for my promotion."

creepy patient by nimbus&rodger August 28, 2012