master pasture

One who masters the art or grazing (an expert grazer); someone who sits at their desk and stares at the computer screen all day, smokes a pack of cigs and is a slug. Can also be someone who just does no work that day and is grazing the pastures...

"Joe are you working today?"
"Naw bra I'm just grazin'"
"Damn, Joe you are such a Master Pasture!"

master pasture by Al Cacace June 30, 2006

Tunney's Pasture 

Tunney's Pasture is the current West terminus for OC Transpo's O-Train Line 1. Many bus routes terminate here, which is annoying, because you will be waiting for your bus meanwhile all the parking spots are full of them.

This station used to be part of the Transitway network

You may find some disturbing characters in this area, ranging from fare evaders to crackheads.

Person 1: "Does this train go to Moodie yet?"
Person 2: "Nope! They're gonna be working on that extension for a thousand more years! Currently, the line only runs from Blair to Tunney's Pasture"

Tunney's Pasture by worldfamousdish August 28, 2025

Pasturbation 

Obsessively romanticizing the past.

Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.

Pasturbation by fraying August 31, 2010

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP] 

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.

Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP] by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005

postureo 

A Spanish word that one uses when trying to pretend he/she is doing something so that everyone knows. It is commonly used in selfies.

Studying in ALE 1? Que postureo!

postureo by teachingspanishpeople November 6, 2014

browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.

I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.

browner pastures by jeru411 July 28, 2015

panhandler posture 

That special stance a panhandler takes on, whether destitute or not, in order to appear more pathetic.

He stood slumped and nearly lifeless at the stoplight with a sad sign in his two grubby hands, but later I saw him walking downtown with some friends, with no hint of the panhandler posture I’d seen earlier.

panhandler posture by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019