Pussy-Parcher 

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.

"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."

Pussy-Parcher by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009

partner marking 

Wiping the juice from ones sexual organs on to there partners skin or clothing to leave there mark/scent to alert others there in a relationship and to keep away

Sarah... Does partner marking work?

Amy... Yes he'll stink like a ripe kipper

Sarah... I think tom's cheating on me, and his out with his pals tonight.

Amy... Partner mark him! Wipe your fanny juice on his clothes, and any women who speaks to him will know his in a relationship. Partner marking works everytime

partner marking by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

howdy partner

Hello, friend

Howdy, partner! Ya'll from 'round these parts?

howdy partner by sa oldstyle March 29, 2004

The Black Panther 

The Black Panther is the time ole tradition of dawning a black leather glove then aggressively fisting your eagerly awaiting lovers vagina and/or anus

Cassie wants the Black Panther tonight since the glove adds a little more girth and friction to the action

The Black Panther by Dr. Wehttam A. Ahcat February 2, 2018

Partner's Best 

While going alone in Euchre, you swap your worst card for your partner's best card.

Player #1: Pass.
Player #2: Pass.
Player #3: Pass.
Dealer: I'm gonna pick this heart up and go alone, Partner's Best. Here, have my sucky nine of spades.
Player #2: Alright, have my right bower.

Partner's Best by Fitzman June 8, 2009

popular parties 

parties that popular kids that no one cares about get invited to just to talk about unpopular kids, drink, get high, fuck, and make out because they finally notice that they are jackasses

Unpopular kid 1: popular parties are gay!

Unpopular kid 2: Why?

Unpopular kid 1: Because they are just parties with popular people. And they don't think about inviting regular people.

popular parties by dancinboy49 October 18, 2010

partner in crime 

good friends who get in trouble together or get each other in trouble and laugh about it.

we always get in trouble together. you're my partner in crime!

partner in crime by molz pocket December 29, 2008