Parrington 

To tongue another man's dirty butthole while grasping his balls and then sharing the savory taste with that other man while maintaining the grasp on his balls.

Keving loves to give a Parrington to men that he picks up at the gym.

Parrington by B-doggie September 17, 2008

Parleying

Conservatives giving each other reach arounds over conspiracy theories on Parler.

Kyle and Ken are parleying over Babylon Bee’s post.

Parleying by Mbail November 9, 2020

parsoning 

Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone.

I'm gonna parson his house the fuck up.

or

You just got parsoned

parsoning by von herring October 28, 2004

Pandoring 

The act of listening to songs on Pandora.com, a popular website that links you to songs that are similar to songs/artists that you like.

Girl 1: Sorry for being late. I lost track of time while pandoring.

Guy 1: I was supposed to pick up my wife from the airport yesterday but I lost track of time with my girlfriend and was late.
Guy 2: How did you manage to get out of that?
Guy 1: I told her I was pandoring for a little too long.

Pandoring by ketchupgoddess April 18, 2009

parkering 

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'

"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"

parkering by YellowStoned November 26, 2016

sheep parroting 

When a person repeats something they are told first hand, read or listened to on some form of media. That person acts like it is true without the information ever being proven, just repeated over and over again. Even if it kills others and possibly themselves. They may think that they made up the information. The information is beyond questioning or any discussion, because it is true without any proof, other than it was told to them before.
Like sheep, as those around them are killed, they pay no attention and continue to go with the program - without thought or understanding, merely repeat the words or imitate the actions of another fool.

That guy's sheep parroting, he just told me. " You are not patriotic (if you do not completely agree with his thoughts and actions.")

Another example of Sheep Parroting: "You do not love America" ( if you do not repeat what ever I said one must think to be American).

Vote republican because it's good for business. That's the oldest sheep Parroting line in the book.

Unions are bad, for example: teachers have special interests and shouldn't be able to lobby like corporations.
Only a Sheep Parroting fool would think that education is not necessary and corporations need a break.

sheep parroting by tired of sheep parroting March 22, 2011

parring 

To hang out or be together at an event/party

We were parring at her party the other day.

parring by bigjoe849485928 February 15, 2014