pandiforous

A general expression of happiness though mainly used for special situations such as birthdays.

A man woke up one day and hit his head on a cherry causing everyone to believe he was abused by his wife he did not have a very pandiforous day.

pandiforous by Jack Adams January 16, 2008

pandassacre 

Vehicular homicide performed by a panda, inebriated or not, that involves one or more innocent pedestrians, and an epic chase scene between the local cops and the aforementioned Ailuropod.

"Dude...did you see that pandassacre on the news last night? I hear the panda hit like 3 people with a go-kart."

pandassacre by LooseScrew January 26, 2009

Peter Panis 

A young man whose incredible musical talents and abilities are overshadowed by his overwhelmingly poor taste in clothes and seemingly insatiable need to spew random, music related facts on everyone, utterly ruining every conversation he is a part of.

A-"That kid is real good at the tenors"
B-"But his such a Peter Panis, I don't even care"

Peter Panis by Major Organ October 25, 2010

panist

being offensive to those who look like peter pan

"Woah Ahmed no need to be a panist."

panist by hiimkaytee August 13, 2017

of pandas and people 

Retarded creationist/intelligent design textbook in which empirical science is utterly discarded in favor of supernatural explanations, Goddidit idiocy, and other bullshit. This book is supported by creationist dumbfucks who have been know to deny Galileo's heliocentric model.

Creationist Retard: Hey, have you read Of Pandas and People?
Joel: Yeah. My IQ dropped around 30 points, my powers of reasoning have been destroyed, and I am now homeless. Thanks, Creationist Retard!

of pandas and people by of pandas and people January 6, 2009

pandicorn 

panda and unicorn

most amazing creature on the planet

OMG THE PANDICORN

pandicorn by 1234567890000000000 October 17, 2016

pandicorn 

a panda with a unicorn horn on its head, four (unofficial) species, common pandicorn, rainbow pandicorn, rainbow winged pandicorn, and the red pandicorn. All of these can be found on google.

60% Panda, 30% Unicorn, and 10 % sparkles

I saw a pandicorn flying by yesterday. It was farting rainbows.

pandicorn by BunnyLuv16 March 12, 2017