teen beauty pageant 

a place for underage girls to be judged based on their ability to give grown men boners

My pedophile friend Jack got tickets to the local teen beauty pageant.

We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.

Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.

teen beauty pageant by steakeater May 24, 2014

Big 6 Pageant 

Used to refer to 6 of the world's largest international beauty contests, including Miss Universe, Miss World, Miss International, Miss Supranational, Miss Earth, and Miss Grand International.

Girl, Miss Intercontinental is so much minor, not in the Big 6 Pageant.

Big 6 Pageant by pageantcrusher March 2, 2022

child beauty pageants 

Child Porn

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn

child beauty pageants by Charles0304 February 9, 2021

child beauty pageants 

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?

Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.

child beauty pageants by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014

pagent queen 

Spray on tan, porcelin over lays on teeth, hair extensions, colored contacts and a ton of make up. Any ordinary girl can be crowed when she is totally made over and fake.

There is nothing natural about that girl she is such a pagent queen.

pagent queen by sthrngrc September 29, 2008

World of Pageantry 

A website (www.worldofpageantry.com) that specializes in marching band, drum corps, colorguard, etc, news. The most popular part of this site is the forums actively used by mostly California residents, but is open to anyone. It is often abbr. as WoP.

I love posting on the World of Pageantry forums!

World of Pageantry by Scot December 10, 2004

world of pageantry 

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

world of pageantry by john May 6, 2005