origami mommy

A chick that can bend in all the right ways.

Michelle is great in the sack she is an origami mommy.

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origami killer

One who lures kids and drowns them with rain water and throws the kid in a wasteland with an origami figure in their hand.

9 kids died by the origami killer in heavy rain .

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Origami Tobiichi is the best girl in the "Date a Live" series, and should've been together with Shido Itsuka.

-who is the best girl in date a live?
-it is definitely Origami Tobiichi and not the purple haired, over rated, magic sword girl

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Dude, I went to origamiboulder.com. That guys is a fucking genious, plus he abuses people in engrish.

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While performing oral sex on a woman, put her legs behind her head and go to town on every orifice she has.

I would totally give that broad the Origami Buffet.

See her over there? I OB'd her.

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Where two penis are folded into an origami crane particularly featuring a foreskin made into the beak

Hey Jake and Ben showed off the origami salami last night at the donkey show

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