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Oblivideo 

An Oblivideo is when you think you are taking a still picture but your device(phone, camera) is on the video camera setting. The result being a short awkward video clip of the subjects in the picture frame posing for a still photo oblivious to the fact that a video is actually being recorded.
I thought I took a selfie of us, but I just recorded an oblivideo!
Oblivideo by Greg Stefan S. March 6, 2015

Obliviot 

Someone completely unaware that they are acting like an idiot.
He was driving down the freeway at 30, talking on his cellphone and randomly changing lanes with no signal . What an obliviot!
Obliviot by nomance March 12, 2016

Oblivia/Oblivio

Proper name attributed to those who are truly oblivious to the outside world. Oblivia/female, Oblivio/male.
Helloooo, Oblivia/Oblivio! Stopping dead at the top of the escalator isn't too bright.
Oblivia/Oblivio by Jeanastra March 20, 2013

obliviated

to completely destroy. Similar to obliterated.
"Man, I just witnessed Desert Fox OBLIVIATE that female!!!"

"I obliviated my liver by getting drunk last night."

"Watch as JFK's head gets oblivated by that sniper round in Dallas, TX"
obliviated by pft pft January 17, 2010

Obliviation 

An indescribable horror; Oblivion and annihilated combined to create one black hole of madness.

Obliviated: rejected; crushed
When he refused to date me, he obliviated my soul.

There are no words for the obliviation I endured when I saw a ghost.
Obliviation by thrashunreal June 30, 2009

Oblivicate 

Oblivicate , -or

Combining the terms Oblivion, Pontificate and Defecate.

Verb-

Speaking about inappropriate things while on your phone or to others. Doing this in public areas or around your cubicle workers. Speaking on an uncomfortable subject even though it obviously makes the other person uncomfortable.

Noun- (Oblivicator)

A person sounding off on various subjects at nauseum while totally ignorant that there are others around. Someone so arrogant to the idea of hearing themselves speak that they do not care who else hears their stupid banter. A person’s lack of awareness or indifference to their surroundings. Lack of common courtesy.
Verb:

Elly: My tampon didn’t fit well today so I sent my husband out for some new ones. I hate it when they don’t fit, it makes me so mad. I wish there were other ways to stop the bleeding.

Co-worker: uuuuhhhhh, ok……

Elly: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a girl; it would be so much easier. Then I wouldn’t have the babies and have to get an episiotomy. Episiotomies are sooooo gross. They cut you on the taint and blood squirts everywhere. Then the babies head is so big……

Co-worker: oh god…I have never witnessed someone oblivicate like you.

Noun:

Gene- Oh my God! My co-workers over on the other side of the building haven’t stopped talking since they got in three hours ago.

Jill- I know, the boss loves them so much he joins in their inane conversations too. I am afraid he is becoming an oblivicator like them.
Oblivicate by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009