Guy: "Man, I added Boyz Life 6 to my instant queue on Nutflix last night and sat through the whole thing without busting a nut."
Guy #2: "Aww, damn that sucks man. Next time try Boyz Life 7. Lots of cock, I blew my load everywhere!"
Megan:why the hell do you have a subscription to NutFlix? And the family packsubscription!
Edward:PornHub is the past. The future is now, Old (wo)man.
*Edward gets dumped, and has his left hand muscle wayyy larger than his right. He calls it ol' Reliable*
squirrel#1: Have you rented Over The Hedge yet?
squirrel#2: No, but I'll get it off Nutflix and watch it on nut inside.
squirrel#2: But there's portable nut! You can watch nut outside!
Heterosexual friend: "Hey what you doing on the computer?"
Homosexual man: "Oh I was just buying some movies."
Heterosexual friend: "What kind of movies do you like?"
Homosexual man: "Nutflix darling. Nutflix."
Heterosexual friend: "Whatever works for you man!"