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Jamaican Nose Job 

When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and purposely slips off the top and hits herself in the nose causing her nose to bleed. She then begins to get some blood from her nose and uses it as lubrication to finish the guy off.
Dude 1: My girl gives the best jamaican nose jobs! Her blood feels amazing on my cock!

Dude 2: Is that why her nose is so fucked up?
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When you are trying to swallow semen and you start laughing, so that it cums out of your nose.
I was sucking Bryan's dick the other day, but I thought of his large nipples as he came, so I ended up getting a nose job.
Nose Job by DVJ November 28, 2012

african nose job

Receiving a formal blow job and hand job from the truck of an African elephant.
Upon entering Africa, Jon and Eric were on a safari when they heard from a local about a mysterious sexual fantasy; the elusive African nose Job.

Shortly after, Jon and Eric were balls deep in an elephants trunk getting an African Nose job, and everyone knows that an elephant and loves a good nut.
african nose job by Boobiefart69 December 27, 2015

nosegoblin 

A large mass of mucous picked from your nose. A very large booger.
He should stop picking his nose and blow it properly. He's been pulling out nosegoblins.
nosegoblin by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

Jewish Nose job 

The act of eating a girls ass and plowing her pussy with your nose. Usually only Jewish men can accomplish this because of the size of their nose.
Tiffany liked the Jewish Nose Job I gave her.
When a girl with a big nose gives you a blow job and the end of her nose massages your penis.
What Ahslee Simpson would give you.
Nose Job by Karate Allah October 27, 2004

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points
look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss
brown nose job by jaffaw July 16, 2009