norking 

Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!

In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.

norking by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004

Norringe 

Verb. To sneak or travel to an out door location with the intention of smoking a joint.

Not sure where I'm gonna smoke with the folks around all day, may have to have a norringe

Norringe by jamie54321 March 11, 2011

pink nosing 

Over complementing or sucking up to a female boss, coworker, etc. for professional, political or sexual gain. Similar to brown nosing but specific to a female.

"John is such a kiss ass. He's been brown nosing Mary all day."

"Nah, man, that's pink nosing."

pink nosing by Bmully February 23, 2014

Nursing Home Nazi 

Child of a Nursing Home occupant that finds out their parent is not nursing home rehabilitation material anymore, but persistently tells the staff to keep his or her parent because he or she doesn't want to care for the parent, when the parent has nowhere to go.

Yvonne is a Nursing Home Nazi, she wants to leave her father in the Nursing Home even though he doesn't need it, just so she doesn't have to look after him.

Nursing Home Nazi by Nicki Nicotine December 4, 2010

Nossing

(v.) the act of violently and uncontrollably projectile vomiting in the direction of, but not necessarily into a toilet, trashcan, or off a balcony

Chris was nossing in the shower all night, we knew it was him because of all the shells of the boiled peanuts.

Nossing by Lonny Nozzletoff September 29, 2010

Nursing home 

a roadblock between a quick and painless death

When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.

Nursing home by jerry121878 June 13, 2011

nursing

V. The act of drinking a beer very slowly with the intent of not getting drunk at all or actually wasting brew.

Todd: Mike's been drinkin that same beer for like two hours now.

Jon:He's not even drunk. Everyone else is wrrrrecked. He's nursing that shit like a lil bitch

nursing by bryalon March 29, 2009