Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid

Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"

Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes by Bobby321 November 1, 2008

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Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009

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Nohoesinitis

The very severe sickness of having no hoes. Side effects : violently pooping out neon green, neon red or highlighter yellow, going in and out of illusions, and randomly screaming. It can be fixed with one thing. Hoes. Yes that's correct, hoes. It is associated with Ligma.

Anonymous: Help I'm pooping highlighter yellow.
Person: "OH NO YOU HAVE Nohoesinitis

Nohoesinitis by DoodleMyBeloved but for learns December 15, 2022

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NoHoes

One that DOES NOT get hoes in any way shape form or hoe. This person cannot get hoes no matter what and will go to hell because they are not hoe ascended. NOHOES!

Bruhh i just took this dudes chick! (basedgod) damn he was NoHoes!

NoHoes by (basedhoejesus) February 20, 2011