Shit Out of Luck No.3 

The Earth

Hell? Probably better than Shit Out of Luck No.3

Shit Out of Luck No.3 by Antoine, but kinda mean, and a December 29, 2020

no shit sherlock 

Stating something obvious, this is a sarcastic way of saying "It's very obvious, you can shut up now."

The victim can follow up with "Fuck you Watson" or similar to defend themselves.

"I skipped 80 of the 100 questions on this test, I might get a bad mark!"
"No Shit Sherlock."
"Fuck You Watson."

no shit sherlock by Voldemort Less than 3 May 14, 2009

No Shit Sherlock! 

When someone says something very obvious

*everyone sees red kill black*

Yellow: yo i think red is the impostor*

everyone: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

No Shit Sherlock! by pseudonym ツ October 7, 2020

No shit sherlock 

When someone points out something very obvious

Bill: It’s raining outside
David: No shit sherlock, you think I don’t notice that?

No shit sherlock by hamburger2020 May 1, 2021

No Shit Sherlock 

A Saying That People Say When Someone States The Obvious

Person 1:Oh Crap its school tomorrow

Person 2:No Shit Sherlock

No Shit Sherlock by Fragileman March 28, 2015

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

no shit sherlock 

A very sarcastic way of saying: obviosly.
(Sherlock Holmes was a detective in a classic series of books.)

Holy crap! You have a trampoline?

No shit sherlock!

no shit sherlock by colonel klink May 13, 2005