neon 

The Dodge/Chrysler Neon is the slowest vehicle ever made. It often gets owned by the VW Jetta.

Neons have an average quarter mile time of 30 seconds, and because of it, are considered SHIIIIIIIIIT

"Hey look at me i have a neon and now im a street racer....oh no i got beaten by a corolla NOOOOOOO"

neon by JaRule123 December 28, 2005

neon 

a color often worn by runners who like sticking out in a crowd

me: "wow, all of those kolbi over there are wearing neon yellow!"
some1: "I hope they get hit by a car so they'll realize neon doesn't make them more visible, it just bothers people"

neon by kt March 8, 2015

Neon 

1. i think a car of some sort maybe???
2. any bright/ annoyingly vivid colour
3. basically another "genre" of people. Neons are basically if emo and scene had a lovechild and that baby constantly smoked pot. not an entirely bad thing. very colorful, but most neons are cutters.

dumbass: ugh hes sooo emo.
smartass: nope. your mistaken. hes a fucking NEON.

Neon by errputnameherethisllworkiguess May 15, 2010

Neon 

A random kid who enters stuff into dictionaries because he is borred. (Not deffinitions like "tadpole" and "z-fighting")
member of the Glove Shack

Neon: Dude!
Dude: Neon, I didn't see you there!

Neon by Neon March 15, 2004

Neon 

Neon

Neon is the GOD of natural law.

Neon by My pee is inside you. October 16, 2021

Neon 

A stupid idiot who wasn't smart. This person got held back a lot of times due to its stupidity and lack knowledge. Sadly this person died in 1896 when he had a heart attack in kindergarten.

Neon: "I couldn't figure out the alphabet so they held me back."

Neon by TheHistoryChannel July 4, 2019

neon 

knee-on

1. Simile for shitcunt.
2. Abbreviation of Random Haxor.
3. A Counter-Strike Player who randomly kills people without skills and spams.(also cant kill afk people).
:D kthxbai!

neon by brendan July 8, 2003