2 definitions by TheHistoryChannel

Neon

A stupid idiot who wasn't smart. This person got held back a lot of times due to its stupidity and lack knowledge. Sadly this person died in 1896 when he had a heart attack in kindergarten.

Neon: "I couldn't figure out the alphabet so they held me back."

by TheHistoryChannel July 4, 2019

Neon

Neon is a male stripper who smokes crack all day. He never sleeps. He parties all day and night. Hes also a beach hobo.

Tom: Hey dude that party was rad last night.

Neon: Hell yeah, I fucked this Lisa chick and it was so hardcore!

Tom: That's my sister..

Neon: ...

Tom: ...

by TheHistoryChannel July 5, 2019