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When another person isn’t exactly ghosting but is also not really present anymore. Texting is response-only and minimal. They do not make plans but won’t say no directly when asked about new activities. The other person is polite but not overly friendly. You can’t say they’re ghosting you but they definitely aren’t *not* ghosting you.
I don’t know, I think they’re misting me. I mean, they still respond, but it’s like… why?
Misting by elo_harmony February 26, 2023
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To urinate delicately.
I was in the middle of a conversation when an uncontrollable urge to micturate came across me. The restroom was very close to where the guests were, so I succumbed to discretely misting so as not to draw focus on my direction.
Misting by BLT85022 September 28, 2024

Monsting 

The act of gripping the male testicles and pulling on the while coughing to increase their size.
James like monsting so much he does it all day long!
Monsting by Sh33pleep May 5, 2024

Monsting 

The act of gripping the male testicles and pulling on the while coughing to increase their size.
James like monsting so much he does it all day long!
Monsting by Sh33pleep May 5, 2024
(noun) /moyst-stinkt/

A primal, gut-level attraction that overrides logic, pants, and sometimes human decency.
Example:
I didn’t plan to make out with the bartender, but the moistinct was stronger than my morals.
Moistinct by CtrlAltDeLICK March 26, 2025

Misting the Gitch 

When you have a wet fart and it hits your underwater
I was out drinking last night and the beer farts had me misting the gitch

Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.
"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"
Crop Misting by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025