Indiana Ear Mite 

Dried crusts of semen left in the ear canal, after a night of intoxicated debauchery.

Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.

Indiana Ear Mite by Moon Dog Rex August 10, 2023

gina-mite 

Sudden, unexplainable itching of the topical vaginal area, also known as the mons pubis or fupa in some individuals, caused by an unseen or imaginary source.

During sex one night my Stourettes flared up and I told my boyfriend how when I was younger and my pussy would itch I would say it was because I had gina-mites.

gina-mite by lablady September 24, 2011

Fuck-Mite

Fuck-Mite a word to describe a big ass mite orgy.

Oh shit! There's a huge fuck-mite going on!

Fuck-Mite by I willfuck-miteyouup August 18, 2016

grundel mite 

a bug that lives in your grundel bush and drinks you fumunda cheese

Anthanee itched his grundel in pain

grundel mite by Bongmaster420 October 3, 2003

Bat Mite

A little tag-a-long bitch that has nothing else going on in his or her life, but to bother the shit out of you.

(See Chuggle for like definition)

Shit, you are such a fucking Bat Mite. You leach on to my life instead of checking out of yours. Get a life looser.

Bat Mite by JLOH December 17, 2004

mighty mite 

A person of small stature with a high energy level, who is willing to be obnoxious in displaying that high energy level.

Rachel Ray is the poster child of mighty mite nation.

mighty mite by Atowntommy September 5, 2007

metal mite 

rust, corrosion

Jim's car is infested with metal mites.

metal mite by Death to Metal May 23, 2010