Editating 

An edit that comes to mind whilst the mind has reached a point of relaxation, arising from prolonged and regular meditation.

"I was meditating and started thinking critically about the theory of relativity the other day, and I began a period of editating that theory, or a period of editation."

Editating by DharmaBabe and Qi_Dzi_Py November 18, 2011

poop meditation 

Meditating on pooping, while pooping.

I beat constipation, through poop meditation. #poopMeditation

poop meditation by poopNow July 11, 2016

shower meditation

Sitting down while showering and having shower thoughts. Shower Thoughts are just weird random conclusions you come to realize while in the shower.

Sarah: wow why do you have so many weird shower thoughts?
George: I do alot of shower meditation
Sarah: you're fucking weird

shower meditation by equinoxqueen March 16, 2015

beditating 

Meditating in your bed

man im going home and beditating all night

beditating by totalfuckup69 September 25, 2019

Shower Meditation

Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.

This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.

Shower Meditation by AppleRay June 1, 2015

Transit Mental Meditation 

When riding public transportation or taking a flight, you finally have some free time to think deeply. A play on transcendental meditation.

Man, I was wiped out this morning but am feeling better after some transit mental meditation on the train.

Transit Mental Meditation by kneelund November 19, 2010

mindfulness meditation

When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.

Little kid: Can we go to the park?

Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.

mindfulness meditation by the large seed March 3, 2016