mascara warning 

A term used for people with mascara on when an emotional moment comes up the mascara may mess up their face when they cry.

Commonly used on the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show with Chris Evans, where he warns listeners wearing mascara when he talks about something emotional.

Mark: Hey Lucy, Wanna watch Titanic with me? There might be a mascara warning.
Lucy: Sure.

mascara warning by Ipsylon October 8, 2018

bleeding mascara 

When a girl cries and her mascara smears down her face in a tear

GUY : dude my gf was bleeding mascara yesterday
DUDE : that sucks why did she cry
GUY : she heard rap and instantly started bleeding mascara

bleeding mascara by Josh Weimar June 5, 2005

Icy Mascara

An Icy Mascara is when you unleash a huge load of freshly brewed seamen over a girl's eye lash (when her eyes are closed) You then tell her to keep her eyes shut for a couple minutes, when she tries to open them, they will be stuck shut.

Jack: Did you see Tiffany today?

Rick: Nah, Why?

Jack: Man i gave her the dirtiest icy mascara ever, her eye is half closed and it's bloodshot

Rick: Jesus Christ man, it must of been a sticky load.

Icy Mascara by xlbloodshedlx May 10, 2009

Minnesota Mascara 

The dried jizz on a woman's eye socket that prohibits her from seeing clearly, often delivered by guys named Howie (for some odd reason)

She had a hard time making coffee due to her Minnesota Mascara

Minnesota Mascara by WalmartStumbleBum42 January 29, 2015

waterproof mascara 

This shit sure as hell works because it won't come off until you wake up the next morning and there's a bunch of black flakes all over your face and in your eyes. If you really want to get it off burn your eyes with some hot water and melt it off.

"Hey you've really had this waterproof mascara for a while now!"
"Haha that's because I'm wearing the same coat of mascara from last year!"

waterproof mascara by ;)))))))))))))))))))$ August 10, 2015

Manitoba mascara 

Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.

Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.

Manitoba mascara by hirish February 18, 2011

Cincinnati Mascara 

While banging a chick, you stick one of your thumbs up her ass and the other into your ass. You then pull both thumbs out and and surprise her by wiping them across her eyelids. Alternatively, you can do this to anyone if you are willing to stick both of your thumbs into your own ass and hitting them with it by surprise.

Frankson's stupid ass had me so riled up that I risked dissentary to slap him with some Cincinnati Mascara.

Cincinnati Mascara by Assrael February 6, 2009