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Lady Margaret's School

A school in England filled to the brim with chavs who have an IQ in the negatives. If you do not conform, you will be bullied by the small-minded peeps of LMS. Oh, and things went to sh*t ever since the new headteacher came around. Muck-up day? Banned. House plays? Of course not! (Yep, she literally banned FUN).

If you roll your skirt up so high that everyone can see your arse, then you're considered the best thing since sliced bread. Otherwise, RIP.
Person 1: 'Those chavs are so annoying!'
Person 2: 'Eh, we must be close to Lady Margaret's School.'
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Chocolate starfish margarita 

When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..
It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..

Margaret Thatcher 

An absolute cunt who was a disgrace to the people and the workers. An enemy of the Irish and the Argentines, someone who’s death was an absolute relief. Led the UK for 11 years too many.
Guy: I think Margaret Thatcher was a great leader
Anyone with common sense: Shoots the guy

Margarita 

Incredibly cute, funny & intelligent girl. She cares a lot for the people around her, she has a very strong personality and always sees good in people.

Margarita makes you laugh and forget everything around you. Once you see her you just fall for her and her beauty.

She’s also known as Frothy. Yeah, this is one here is for you and you only.
This girl is so cute. Her name is Margarita. <3
Margarita by dee_zeeoe February 23, 2020
Margrets are usaully short with brown curly hair. Very smart in everything, so nice to everyone but at the same time very shy. Margrets are pure and beautiful inside and out and instead of making you forget your problems she helps you with your problem. Get yourself a Margret
Margret your so pretty!
Margret is so rad!
Margret is so smart!

Margarita Thirty

A specific time of the day pertaining to engaging in the art of downing margaritas. Made popular by Taryn Manning, in the movie The Breed, while playing the character of Sara.
Margarita Thirty by mcpc March 22, 2010