Mangelism 

When a bitch that looks like a dude, acts like a dick.

"This girl angela is acting like such a bitch, she doesnt even know me" -Mahmoud.

"Ya dude and she has a real man face, everyone calls her mangela"- Nick

"Haha mangelism. Lets ditch this hoebag."-Mahmoud

" Well she does still have a vag, cant we just get drunk."-Nick

Mangelism by The dudameister January 9, 2011

mammary magnetism 

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.

Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.

mammary magnetism by QuacksO January 31, 2019

meta-magnetism 

Any combination of the final two numbers--infinity and uncountability--arranged concentrically to create one of 7 colors.

The elements in the combination are number-type, position (inside or outside), and orientation-of-spin.

The seven combinations are: infinity spinning around infinity clockwise, infinity spinning around infinity
counterclockwise, infinity spinning around uncountability clockwise, infinity spinning around uncountability counterclockwise, uncountability spinning around infinity clockwise, uncountability spinning around infinity counterclockwise, and
uncountability spinning around uncountability.

The seven states of meta-magnetism correspond to
the seven colors: purple, orange, grey, blue, green,
yellow, and red.

White (all of the colors) and black (an anti-color) combine to make a color--gray. This gray is the color of gravity or
contrACTtion.

meta-magnetism by sandraxine March 11, 2020

o'malleyism 

Ideology where putting a lot amount of effort into work for little reward is worth it

Ryan is an o'malleyist, he believes in o'malleyism

o'malleyism by Dr. F Money November 30, 2022

marleyism 

religion in which you follow the ways and examples of the all mighty Bob Marley

"420!!!"
"My religion is Marleyism not chistianity!!"
"FUCK 'EM MAN"

marleyism by Bob Marley 420 October 4, 2009

mallerism

1)a completely contradictory statement;
2)saying something so obvious it doesn't really make sense

1)they aren't even asian, they're japanese; i don't have to be the only one to get it done first;

2)little guy, "barry bonds never even came close to winning a world series, except that year they made it to game 7"

Jeff to Steve "dude, that was totally a mallerism"

mallerism by Steve and Jeff March 24, 2008

magnetism 

Magnetism is a phenomenon described by Sir William Gilbert, court physician to Queen Elizabeth I, which is nothing more than simple electrical polarization of an object and/or the electric field shape around a molecule.

The magnetism of the earth is most likely artificially caused by the transmission of electrons into the air from the Northern Hemisphere, near or at Great Britain.

magnetism by Doctor Spoock August 13, 2009