n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.
if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.
if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.
"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"
"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."
"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."
by xxGeorgina August 22, 2007
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by fr33ddie May 27, 2010
Get the Machete con machete mug.1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.
2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).
3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).
3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!
Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013
Get the machete slapped mug.When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.
Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
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Get the Machete speech mug.After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.
Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!
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