Llama 

Llama is currently used as a synonym for ANY weapon, but especially guns. reason is simple - A llama is an animal famous for spitting at people who get in their face (Like a gun "spitting" hollow tips when it fires). A pack of llamas can totally "wet" you (Popular slang for getting oneself "clapped at" = shot to death) if you come annoying to them, you will get sprayed, as they find most everyone annoying. Only gangstas use llamas, popo's, fed's, white people's, and any weapon that ain't gangsta is not referred to as a llama.

"We're born for trauma - Me and my llama" - 50 Cent.

"Nigger respect me like your fatha when come the drama,
I'll put the llama to your mama and beat her like a pinata" - Tony Yayo.

Llama by srpntnova March 1, 2010

Llama 

IF YOU SEEE A LLAMA BE KIND TO IT BECAUSE IT MAY SPIT FIRE.

BE CAUTIOUS AROUND LLAMAS.

YOU BETTER.

AHHHHHHH ITS A LLAMA

Llama by Someone who’s a person. June 3, 2018

llama 

the most dope, most fuckable animal ever

guy 1: dude, is that a llama?
guy 2: yeah, lets go fuck it

llama by luckyduck1004 September 16, 2013

Llama 

A person whose eyes are further apart from each other than the normal person's eyes. This causes the person to look like a llama. Llamas can be spotted from a mile away.

Joe: Damn, did u see dat grl over der her body hot as fire.
Leo: Bro, look at her face, she is a straight up llama.

Brittany: Omg, I was facebook stalking my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother the other day and he is the biggest llama I have ever seen.

Lizzy: Omg yeah, like totes llama of the century.

Llama by marce3lthesh3ll April 27, 2015

Llama 

Laughing Loud at my actions

I tripped, LLAMA!

Llama by Orville28 July 26, 2010

Llama 

A get-together similar to a party, only really chill, and the guests are comprised of socially awkward people. Llama's tend to take place on a Friday night, in one small room, last for hours and hours, and end on a really awkward note (Like watching "Confessions of a Porn Addict")
Often, a Llama will begin with a larger amount of people (7-10), but slowly drop off as the night progresses.

Jonathan "Hey, I feel like a wall-flower tonight. I don't want to go to a party."
Sarah "Then don't. I'm having a llama tonight, come to that instead."
Jonathan "Okay. Who's coming?"
Sarah "So far? Me and you."
Jonathan "Cool."

Llama by rewy400 January 9, 2011

llama 

A term which originated in the first person shooter Quake in the late 90s, though it has since fallen out of use. A llama is a player who knows all the rules of an online game but uses their knowledge to disrupt or destroy his own team at any given opportunity, usually by exploiting game mechanics. A llama purposefully shoots teammates when friendly fire is on, drives vehicles into combat alone to be destroyed so teammates can't use them for their intended purpose, spams flash grenades at inopportune times, and blows up their own base if possible.

The term is related to but predates griefer, and was reserved for players disruptive only to their own team. A llama is different from a noob in that the player is not new to the game but in fact uses their familiarity with the game to purposefully harass their own team.

Probably one of the most well-known examples of llama behavior, crouching in front of the exit to your team's respawn in TFC used to prevent teammates from leaving the respawn room but kept the door open for enemies to shoot/spam grenades through the door, leaving your team defenseless.

"This guy won't stop throwing flash bangs and stealing all the health packs. What a llama."

llama by mbrunswick August 17, 2013