lawn mullet

The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.

Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.

lawn mullet by Not-gonna-tellya May 22, 2005

Lawn-Chaired 

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.

The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself

Lawn-Chaired by tmac2014 December 4, 2011

lawn trench 

backing a car into a lawn and burning out untill two trenches are left where the wheels had turned over.

we went out and lawn trenched this old guys yard.

lawn trench by Buschlee December 11, 2007

Lawn Braun

Crap on the lawn that you step on and then you smear it on the grass for 20 minutes getting it off your shoes this smear is lawn Braun And it stinks Worse than when you stepped on it

This idiot stepped On crap and making lawn Braun now he’s smearing it on the courthouse lawn for an extra 20 minutes

Lawn Braun by Woooosshhher August 9, 2020

Lawn Mower Beer 

Any beer low in alcohol content that is also highly quaffable. A style of beer you would want to drink after working hard in the yard on a hot summer day. Usually a crisp pale lager or ale with moderate to high carbonation. Must be well chilled.

Lawn mower beer style examples include American Light Lager, Cream Ale, Blonde Ale, Standard/Ordinary Bitter. Commercial examples include Sam Adams Light, Genesee Cream Ale, Abita Golden, Redhook ESB.

Lawn Mower Beer by jaydubwill January 10, 2013

lawn gnome 

Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.

Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.

lawn gnome by Master Gee May 17, 2004

lawn care 

trimming up the "private" areas

I saw Julie at the pool today, she looked good, but needs to do some lawn care before she wears that bikini again.

lawn care by bajabeetle November 2, 2008