Kohning 

(v.) the act of tying an elongated object to the end of your half inch wiener in order to achieve penetration.

Dustin knew he would be unable to spearfish out all of those butt drugs, but after Kohning a flash drive, he had the 2 inches he needed to get the job done.

Kohning by Shaq's Throbbing Member June 20, 2018

Kerning 

The action of using your pillow for sexual intercourse. If you ever find yourself “kerning” you should seriously reevaluate your life.

Joey: Hey bro, I tried laying on the pillow you gave me but it’s really uncomfortable.

Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!

Joey: Gross!

Kerning by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025

Kooning

Kooning is where you jerk/finger/rub somebody else off, but you cum instead of them.

"I was kooning with Melody marks, it was great!"

Kooning by epicgamercode12 November 5, 2025

jesse de koning 

A really sexy Guy, he fucked Many girls. The girls loves his giant Dick. And he's a Nice person. He's a really Nice person

Thats a real Jesse de koning

jesse de koning by Jdk1002 February 24, 2017