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Mr.Knobby 

what i named my beloved penis
Were going to go in deep tonight Mr.Knobby

slobby door knobby

The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.
Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.

the knobby

Like fuck am I eating the knobby!
the knobby by Little Macster July 31, 2016

The knobby Frey 

Reflection of a grown mans penis in the urinal.
Friend #1 Hey bro I’m going to go take a hot piss, watch my beer and don’t let that chick put anything in it yeah?

Friend #2 That son of a B, he got me again… look at the Knobby Frey, you have to zoom in but look at that thing… looks like a dress shoe.

Friend #3 I’m a medical professional and I am legally along with ethically required to look at it. Oh hot damn I have a cure for that small little dress shoe looking wiener in my bag! Here you go, some hot off the shelf Gas Station Boner pills.

Mr. Knobby

A song that bumps as hard as an erection
Holy Shit! where did you find this song, it goes Mr. Knobby hard
Mr. Knobby by psuedoman2202 November 21, 2011
A fine ass young man; handsome is an understatement and therefore the right word to describe him is dreamy. The name is given to Tuesday born males from Ghana. He is very loyal, proud, faithful although likes to flirt with other girls; yet if he loves you, forget about him cheating on you. He is the type of guy who can make you jealous at anytime😉.
Girl: All my life I've dated on guys named Kobby
Boy: You're blessed luv...
Kobby by demigodjay March 1, 2019