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killed the dream cream 

When somebody awakens you from a dream in which you were getting laid by a gorgeous person you have no shot at in real life.
Hey man, last night I was sleeping, I was having a dream about boning Angelina Jolie. It was really getting hot, and then my kid walked into the room to wake me up. Totally killed the dream cream.
Killed Ak is a infamous young hacker who got arrested in 2017 for federal crimes he has been bailed out of jail in 2017 and was charged with cyber security breaches
Killed ak by Crimeofficer December 25, 2021

Killed Two Birds With One Apple 

Similar to the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" this term means to complete two discrete tasks with a single action. The term traces its origins to a practice, originally made popular by aspiring major league baseball players on the Gulf coast of Florida, of hurling apples at the apparently limitless number of pesky seagulls.
As Mariah's girlfriend walked in on him banging her mother, Mariah thought to himself, "I've just killed two birds with one apple"; I've both fulfilled my MILF fantasy and ended this shitty relationship.

Killed in Action 

When you’re running to take a shit, but it slips out before you reach the toilet
Mom: “The dog shit on the living room carpet again”

Guy1: “That wasn’t the dog mom, I was killed in action”
Killed in Action by cochiserock143 January 27, 2022

killed it 

1. When someone says or does soemthing to destroy the current flow of rich interaction.

2. When someone does something or wears something that is too sensational to describe.
1. Someone tries to do "the macarena" at a hot dance.

2. "Ey yo, you killed it when you stole that nigga's toaster."
killed it by Kakeson March 31, 2005

killed it 

tr. v. (figurative) also kill it, killin’ it
used when describing in brief an excellent or beyond satisfactory performance by any individual or team, used commonly to describe sports contests, musical performances, video game tourneys, etc
“yo were you at the guitar hero tournament
yeah bro, ricky killed it ”
killed it by shapesville January 6, 2012