permittedness 

Permission

Friend 1: Why didn't John come skiing with us?
Friend 2: He couldn't get permittedness to come.

permittedness by Syiv February 17, 2022

kermiteatsrice 

some tall dumbass who likes to make small wooden objects. this species of being usually has a watch on, without it he will stay in his cave for all of time. this species can also be found marvelling over something ancient and shiny most of the time. enjoys: scaling anything tall, algebra (somehow), boobs, and any kind of cat imaginable.

and no, it will never tell the meaning of its name.

I've spotted a kermiteatsrice in its natural habitat! carving a small wooden house!!

kermiteatsrice by Eibadoesgames March 24, 2022

Kermitting 

A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.

Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!

Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.

George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.

Kermitting by bigbeautifulbrain April 3, 2022

Kermied 

When you're playing a competitive game online and you win or score a point, you say "Get Kermied" or "you got kermied". It's pretty catchy and once you say it a few times people will start joining in

"Get Kermied"
"Man, you kermied that guy good"

Kermied by Lymo1 May 6, 2022

kermitcide

When you want to imitate that meme of Kermit the frog falling from a building.

—I wanna commit kermitcide right now.

kermitcide by Moneydollar3 March 21, 2024