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You got joffed 

Overwhelming feelings of extreme loss; having senses of firm grasp over your life and your goals and gnash they've evaded you or were stolen.

Your inner soul has been sucked dry; you begin to take and hasty measures agaisnt yourself and dwindle into a life of extreme masochism.
Cmon man you used to be the life of the party until you got joffed! Yup, poor guy he's as lifeless as an empty tuna can now.
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Gav jaffed his cock into the floppy drive.
jaffed by matthx July 16, 2008
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Jeffed Up 

Jeffed Up, or JEFFED is what happens when the "company" insists on providing sexual gratification, (usually via the anal fuck) (whether the recipient expects/desires it or not), followed up by a good serving of Boston Pancakes. To be "Jeffed Up", you may be "gratified" by any member or non-members (ie: dildo) of the Jeffing parties body. It is important to note that the "Jeffin" party usually follows this up with some type of fucking over, ie: a good cold bitchslap to the face of the Jeffed one. This may be ordered "Stat" as well, meaning it should be done ASAP. Believed to originate around the time of the revolutionary war in Boston, or Philadelphia.
"Oh, you want a good ass fucking"? Well how about u git Jeffed Up tonite, or would you rather I Jeffstat you now?
Jeffed Up by EMTCORNJOB July 20, 2009
Quiet at first glance, but one hell of a... a... um I am not really sure what but she is one hell of one!
Jiffer by Jade ;) October 7, 2003
When someone calls you by a name that is similar to, but not your actual name.
Client: Hi Jeff, thanks for sending over that report it was really helpful!
Josh: Actually it's Josh, and your ROI is weak.
Emili: Dude you totally got Jeffed

Smedium: Hey Karen, great party the other night.
Corinne: It's Corinne, and who let you into my party?
Jason: That was a wicked Jeffing
Jeffed by Bigshotguy December 2, 2011
Having flirtacious behaviour with a member of the same gender before indulging into hot, steamy and passionate gay sex before one member licks the male penis for 17 minutes before claiming that they have been 'Joffed'
Tom: Ergh Mate. You got Joffed?
Spence: Yesssah :) a love a good hard Joffing me!
Joffed by Dan & Tom May 20, 2007
to get hit in the face extremely hard by a girl
you see what happened to Joe last night?
He disrespected Alicia and he got Jeffed
Jeffed by Neuyoricania September 3, 2013