International Baccalaureate 

IB, a high school program, will force teens into a downward spiral of depression, un-protected sex, violence and narcotics use; only 2% will survive to reach the and age of 25. This makes the IB student - the 'Ibus Studentus' - one of the most rare species on earth, some even completely denying its existence along with big foot and the lochness monster.

Bob: What the hell happened to Alex. I meet him the other day and he was saying something about "CAS", before assaulting me, for drug money...
Phil: The International Baccalaureate happened to Alex. May God be mercy full...

International Baccalaureate by a_washere November 3, 2009

Blue lake international program 

Awesome program that sends talented young people to Europe to play several concerts in different country's.

Amazing way to spend summer.

Joe: Dude I had an amazing summer.
Nate: ME too man.
Joe: What did you do?
Nate: I went to Germany with the Blue Lake International Program.

Blue lake international program by ClarinetGal12345678987654321 February 11, 2010

Mont Kiara International School

Mont Kiara International School, or MKIS is the most expensive international school in the Mont Kiara neighborhood of Kuala Lumpur. Some notable things about it include:
1)It's convenient location.
2)Teachers from around the world, especially the US.
2)The white guy that stands outside to greet students every morning.
3)The overpriced, small quantity lunches made and served by like 3 old chinese ladies.
4)Having to pay for every little damn thing, even the alternative dress days.
5)Strict rules such as no jackets or committing mass genocide.
5) Using Windows even though 3/4 students prefer or have a Mac.
7)Deforestation.

Local Friend: Eh brutha, what school you go to lah?
Me: Mont Kiara International School!
Local Friend: Wha, you must be so rich.

Mont Kiara International School by the_man_who_once_lived May 1, 2014

Neustadt International Prize for Literature 

The Neustadt International Prize for Literature is a biennial award for literature sponsored by the University of Oklahoma and its international literary publication, World Literature Today. It is widely considered to be the most prestigious international literary prize after the Nobel Prize in Literature.

Harvard was so pissed off that OU produced the Neustadt International Prize for Literature and they didn't.

Plus, OU still has a better football team.

Neustadt International Prize for Literature by quesondriac March 24, 2010

international clown day 

international clown day and week is celebrated by Directioners ( One Direction Fan) every year on 23rd july since the band when on hiatus, so If your A Directioner please go back to the circus and Happy International Clown day

we are directioners and we are clowns , yeay

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CLOWN DAY / WEEK

international clown day by hula ray July 25, 2020

International Sauerkraut Day

Every March 24th is a day to celebrate the deliciousness that is Sauerkraut! It is a great time to go to an authentic German restaurant, make Sauerkraut, eat sauerkraut, and maybe even wrestle in Sauerkraut!

Joe: Hey Josh! How's it going!
Josh: It's going great! It's my birthday today!
Joe: Really? Happy Birthday! Did you know your birthday is on International Sauerkraut Day?
Josh: I did not! But how perfect, I LOVE sauerkraut, and I'm German! Let's go celebrate by eating as many pounds as we can at Gasthof Zur Gemutlichkeit!
Joe: YES! Come one come all!

International Sauerkraut Day by GermanGiant March 29, 2013

Sex Incarnate 

If sex were a person. Someone or something that is so sexually attractive that words cannot describe just how sexy it is. The person is so sexy that they are little sex itself in human form.

That girl is so hot. She's literally sex incarnate.

Sex Incarnate by Dslite9000 April 26, 2016