sexual innuendo 

when something you say is meant to be totally innocent & it sounds terribly sexual.

guy: you can come with me friday if u want, and it wont take too long i dont think, but idk i dont want you to be bored or have to go home right when i get out

girl: i dont careeee
girl: ill come
girl: and i dont care how long it'll takee

guy: oh sexual innuendo

sexual innuendo by chaoticXcristina November 14, 2007

sexual innuendo 

Basically 1% of urbandictionary content, the other 99% being explicit sexual references.

Nelly : Small, bigger, biggest... Oh ! Sexual innuendo not intentional.
Erin : Shut up !

sexual innuendo by Entre-cuisse_ August 14, 2017

Captain Innuendo 

An amazing superhero who can make anything dirty and therefore awkward and hilarious.

I met Captain Innuendo at a party once, she is absolutely perverted.

Captain Innuendo by Cuke May 18, 2005

sexual innuendo 

Thanks to the Internet and human nature, any sound capable of being produced by the human voice.

Person 1: I'm starving. Let's go get some lunch.
Person 2: You mean that you want to throat fuck me, then cum in my ass, don't you?
Person 1: Why do you assume everything is a sexual innuendo?
Person 2: LOL! You said "sex"!

sexual innuendo by R2E February 28, 2008

texual innuendo

To send a provocative text that hints at promises of sexual favors without graphically describing said favors.

Mike was a master at the art of texual innuendo, sending just enough racy texts to titillate Penny's imagination, without committing himself. Every time Penny's phone vibrated, she got a visceral reaction: Her palms would sweat, her heart beat faster, her breathing catch in her throat. She was hooked.

texual innuendo by Veranda Collingwood October 18, 2010

Sexual innuendo 

Sexual innuendo - Where a mod makes up rules and mutes for using a sexual innuendo because they feel like it.

For more information, see "Cunt"

Muted for sexual innuendo

Sexual innuendo by DaveClark1974 September 17, 2022

sexual inuendo

Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners.

Mary: I love this big stick
John: But mines bigger and harder
Mary: It wasn't meant as sexual inuendo

sexual inuendo by hellsgrave October 16, 2011