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Bob's Your information Minister
A homer fan who frequents a rival sports team's fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.
You're moving to Kansas City? Dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. That's totally Bob's Your Information Minister.
Bob's Your information Minister by CB jeebee September 10, 2008
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Informative murder porn
True crime shows used primarily by middle aged couples to get aroused. This phrase was coined by South Park in the season 17 episode of the same name.
Randy:"What is Minecraft, and how do you tame a horse in it?"
Stan:"You guys don't need to be watching that stuff."
Randy:"Oh come on! You can't block your parents from watching informative murder porn!"
Stan:"You guys don't need to be watching that stuff."
Randy:"Oh come on! You can't block your parents from watching informative murder porn!"
Informative murder porn by Fractured but Whole October 24, 2017
InfoEater
a mentally retarded 30 year old (hey, look at the name info eater..... what the fuck kinda name is that??) who still plays cs and is head to a nazi clan called N|N
N00blet: Ah shit i died!
InfoEater: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
N00blet: uh, were sorta playing a killing game... swaring doesn't matter that much
InfoEater: THATS IT IM RAPING YOUR CHILDREN AND BANNING YOU
InfoEater: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
N00blet: uh, were sorta playing a killing game... swaring doesn't matter that much
InfoEater: THATS IT IM RAPING YOUR CHILDREN AND BANNING YOU
InfoEater by Everyonewhohatesnn May 11, 2003
information bankruptcy
When you are so far behind in your work all you can do is delete the work assigned and declare "information bankruptcy" forcing the assigning parties to resend it if they want it done.
information bankruptcy by Rocket Sled December 29, 2009
Russian (dis)information
To a person who believes the earth is flat, the simple stubborn fact that the earth is indeed round, that's Russian (dis)information. Also when you want to disagree w someone just label everything they say as Russian (dis)information!
Russian (dis)information by Uncle Dimma March 21, 2022
infopause n. (information + pause)
infopause n. (information + pause)
staying away from computers, newspapers and other sources of information in order to recover from informational stress.
staying away from computers, newspapers and other sources of information in order to recover from informational stress.
The infopause may take from several minutes to several months, depending on the gravity of the initial affliction.
Every business should introduce at least two five-minute infopauses during the working day. All computers and all lights are off. This will refresh employees' ability to process new information.
Every business should introduce at least two five-minute infopauses during the working day. All computers and all lights are off. This will refresh employees' ability to process new information.
infopause n. (information + pause) by Mikhail Epstein November 15, 2003