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holding it up the ass 

When you have a big turd hanging around your anus, but you refuse to let it out.
Billy was holding it up the ass in class today.

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs 

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.
Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

Leroy Hoarding 

When you're fishing and some asshole creeps right in tight on your spot.
We got a whole damn lake and this fucker has to come Leroy Hoarding in on us! WTF.
Leroy Hoarding by Biggameballs June 15, 2019

Holding the Mic

When a group of people are smoking weed and one person gets the bowl. This person simply holds it and chit chats for five minutes instead of smoking it and passing it.
Hey Andrea! Shut up, smoke that weed, and pass it..you are holding the mic!
Holding the Mic by Joegie May 20, 2008

holding up 3 fingers 

Holding up 3 fingers is a way to secretly tell people that you love BBC and get a large amount of bitches every day.
I saw playboi carti holding up 3 fingers so i decided to hold up 3 fingers too

Herding cats 

Any difficult activity of uncertain outcome involving numerous and often competing factions that is of dubious value.
The latest project that I'm manging at work involves so many different groups that it's just like herding cats.
Herding cats by eMeS December 22, 2005