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Horatio Hornblower 

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.
Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.
Horatio Hornblower by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Horatio Sanz 

Quite possibly the worst cast member on Saturday Night Live, poor at improving because he always bursts out in laughter in most skits.
Chris Farley clone but not as quite funny.
Horatio Sanz by rq_tek519 May 13, 2005

Horatio Longden 

Is a gay boy that likes dead memes and plays dying light all day. He will have no pussy in his whole life cause he is lonely.
Horatio Longden by GetRektBoi March 1, 2019

horatio line 

Horatio Line:
noun
1. The point at which, when an online video is paused and buffering, the buffering is substantial enough that the video can be played to completion without pausing again.
"Wait till the video reaches the Horatio line before hitting play !"
horatio line by Kinggkit November 24, 2021

Horatio’s Wet Dream 

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

full horatio 

see also "full nelson" - ie ; "horatio" in reference to horatio nelson - famous historical admiral and nautical tactician.
-getting head while in a gay naval "coming aboard" position the new and improved 69.
most likely so named in honour of one of the worlds finest sailors , and alluding to the nocturnal naval pastimes of lonely sailors on those endless women-less nights on the high seas.
"in full view of a horrified crowd of people , lady di was clearly being given full horatio by a smelly old tramp on a piss stained mattress..."
full horatio by luger douche September 4, 2008