hooking up your noodles 

Ghetto people adding cheese, garlic, seasoning salt, hot sauce, mayonaise, and hot dogs to their Ramen noodle soups.

"OOOooo girl she be hooking up your noodles and they so goooooddd." SNAP SNAP SNAP

hooking up your noodles by Karana Shea December 8, 2009

Hooking Up 

Casual sexual activity. Sex while not in a relationship with eachother. Similar to a "one-night stand," but it can happen repetedly. As long as the two people are not serious about eachother, and they have sex, it's hooking up.

Me and John hooked-up last night.

Did you and Mary hook-up at the party?

We aren't going out or anything-- we just hook-up from time to time.

How long have they been hooking up?

Hooking Up by SandyCheekssss October 23, 2009

hooking up with a cow 

hooking up with someone really ugly, regardless if the not-ugly person is under the influence of alcohol or not.

Matt hooked up with Matilda, which is basically like hooking up with a cow

hooking up with a cow by koncept666 April 24, 2010

hooding 

When you pull the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the head of another penis. This is a formal greeting ritual among some cultures, and to be hooded is an exxxtreme honor.

"Grandpa, what does hooding mean?"
"Let me show you. Pull down your pants. Prepare yourself for honor."

hooding by bigtrick February 10, 2015

Hooping 

To spin hula hoops for fun, for exercise or as a performance.

The last time I went raving, I couldn't believe how many people were hooping!

I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.

Hooping by Giada D. August 14, 2009

halo-hooking 

The act of earning money by being a girl willing to play Halo (a popular war-based video game) with lonely, lonely boys. Detailed in an xboxlive.ign article of March 10, 2010.

"I texted Shana but she couldn't come out, she's Halo-hooking to get some martini money for the club this weekend."

halo-hooking by zippedy-doo-da March 23, 2010

Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!

1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "

Lamb Hoofing by KaySof August 6, 2012