Hitch Hiker 

Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)

- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack

- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car

History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.

That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.

However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.

"He upper decked me, so I gave him a hitch hiker"

"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."

"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."

Hitch Hiker by CaptainCheckAHoe June 22, 2010

Street hiker 

Someone who goes for a walk on the road with all of the proper hiking equipment for not reason at all.

There goes Karen walking down the road with her hiking boots for no reason at all... She's such a street hiker.

Street hiker by Thehumantorchcooksfood June 4, 2021

pipe hiker 

One who manually elevates the flesh cylinder

Mark has the underdeveloped charisma of a lonely pipe hiker.

Also see hiking the pipe

pipe hiker by ADV BOYS January 12, 2006

hitch hiker 

When a girl is on her knees giving a blowjob and she puts her arm between your legs and puts her hand in a hitch hiking position and puts her thumb up your ass.

That girl gave me a hitch hiker, and i got the best of both worlds.

hitch hiker by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team May 13, 2005

avid hiker 

1.The hiking version of a "poser", they don't enjoy nature, they just race up the trails at 6AM to show off to their white collar co-workers the following Monday and harass other hikers on the trail for being newbies and not in shape, even though the other hikers are just relaxing.
2. Fitness freaks who are looked down upon by the rest of the hikers on the trail
3. The hiking version of a "1337 h8k0r"

As I was photographing the skyline, an avid hiker raced past me and said, "Get out of my way!"

avid hiker by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005

dirty hiker 

Mixed drink with vodka base and any powdered drink mix ie. Gatorade, Tang, etc.

Origin of the first dirty hiker is unknown. Its consumption and naming has been traced to backpackers who can only carry the basics on a long or strenuous hike, thus the powdered mix.

dirty hiker by cfar October 16, 2008

hitch hiker 

when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.

wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.

hitch hiker by kevon December 21, 2002