Blonde Herring 

1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.

2. A very unusual fish.

1. (2 Blokes in a club)

Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".

Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".

(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)

Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".

2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)

Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".

Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".

Blonde Herring by D Bro September 14, 2008

Filthy Herring 

When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and he headbutts her in the back of the head, causing her to pass out. He then flips her over and takes a shit on her chest and titty fucks her. This is a combination of the Donkey Punch and Chilli Dog.

Neil: Dude, you sick fuck, did you really give that girl a Filthy Herring.

Jordan: Ya, and she still called me the next day!

Neil: What a slut!

Filthy Herring by luv951-2 April 3, 2009

straw herring 

When an argument is rebutted by saying it is both a 'red herring' and a 'straw man.' (Usually done at different times.) As the two fallacies are incongruent, this term itself will eventually be incorporated into informal logic as a fallacy.

My opponent's counter argument is a straw herring. First he claims my example is an irrelevant distraction from the topic, (red herring)then goes on to assert I created it using his words out of context so I could attack this erroneous extrapolation of his words and then declare victory. (straw man)

straw herring by Recursive Prophet January 17, 2009

web herring 

Analagous to "red herring":something intended to divert attention from the real problem or matter at hand; a misleading clue

Do you really need examples of all the misleading information on the web that can be considered a "web herring"?

web herring by nikolaisen51 February 15, 2009

lemon herring

A lemon herring is a girl you believe to be a lesbian due to weight or shortness of hair. They turn out to be either straight or with no sexual interest at all.

Other excellent indicators are sporting endeavours and lack of interest in consensual sex with yourself. They lack conversation with the opposite sex and often like KD Lang, Texas and vegetarian dishes

Jesus! That girl is hot. Even with short hair! But when I asked if she'd ride my pork sword she declined said offer! Must be a lemon herring.

lemon herring by stigshanks November 5, 2013

Leg herring 

When leg hair is breezing in the wind onto other leg hair and feels like something is crawling on you like a fish

Turn off that wind! It's giving me a leg herring!

Leg herring by MsTickle August 6, 2019

Dead Herring

When someone brings up an old problem in a friendship or relationship to distract from the issue at hand. Similar to a "Red Herring", except that it is an old issue. This usually leads to an escalation in the argument.

husband: Why did you let that guy give you his phone number? You should have just said "I'm married".
wife: oh come on! you flirted with my friend Jane at that Belle and Sebastian concert.
husband: that was 5 years ago and I already said sorry for that like a thousand times! You always dig up dead herrings whenever I call you on your bullshit!!!

Dead Herring by leighmon July 12, 2013