Mason Helms 

a disease known to cause retardness, idiotism and lack of brain cells. 1 chromosome away from being a potato.

He is a "Mason Helms."

Mason Helms by kubafx1234 November 21, 2024

William Helms 

A big tall guy with a small penis and 1
Nut who doesn’t know how to shit

Billy : Hey, look at that stupid ass guy he looks deformed and he can’t poop

Danny : ah, that’s just a William Helms don’t worry

William Helms by Earnestjonesssss June 18, 2024

Muddy Helmet 

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

Muddy Helmet by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

Fish Helmet 

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

Fish Helmet by mushroomtea October 21, 2011

hellsay 

An expression of when you have a bad holiday or an expression for a place that you really hate

- Yo, we had such a hellsay ( bad holiday) christmas last year

- I feel like I'm just wasting my time at this hellsay school

hellsay by Trima4life December 17, 2016

bulletproof helmet 3000 

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah I got a bulletproof helmet 3000!

bulletproof helmet 3000 by Garry Goose March 8, 2019

king helm8 

Where "Fucking hell m8" is spelled incorrectly, usually rushed. Often found on IRC.

Lyndon:king helm8 i just died

fucking hell m8

king helm8 by yesyourveryatthemomentprettymu October 28, 2010