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Hell to the no 

Something to say instead of 'hell no' that is funny because it sounds so stupid.
Popularized by Whitney Houston on 'Being Bobby Brown'.
I say-"Crack is whack."
Whitney says-"Hell to the no!"
Hell to the no by Nastina August 29, 2005
p1. can i have 100 dollars
p2. Oh hell no
p1. why not
p2. hell no
p1. because why
p2. i said no i already gave you money
hell no by Sw33tNyCandie August 11, 2010

Oh Hell No! 

According to Gabriel Iglesias, the sixth level of fatness. You're in an elevator. You see an example of this trundling towards you. You quickly run to the "close door" button, and yell "OH HELL NO!"
*Johnny and Mark are in an elevator, and someone really big is approaching*
Johnny: "Oh hai fat person!"
Mark: "OH HELL NO! *runs to button panel and shuts the doors*"
Oh Hell No! by Xterra1 December 10, 2012

hellz no! 

"Nah! Hellz no!" - Jake The Pimp
hellz no! by Ignorant mofo June 1, 2003

you had me at hell no 

a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'
douche: so can i have your number?

hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea

douche: so you wanna call me instead?

hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???

douche: well you had me at hell no
you had me at hell no by ed the Word September 11, 2009

Hell no, Linda

The response you give to a nosey person who's always asking dumb questions about your sex life
Linda: Have you been a good girl lately?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've been riding dick unicycles on the daily

Interviewer: Are you willing to work nights and weekends?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, nights and weekends are reserved for dick unicycles