Hawkward 

Hot and awkward. Duh.

I feel reasonably assured that I'm not the only one who finds Aubrey Plaza to be super hawkward.

Hawkward by Definitively Forsaken February 12, 2023

Hawkward Life 

Life at SUNY New Paltz.
which includes: random alien noises in the middle of the night, trashed and taco tuesdays, FYI Kids, etc.

Meagan: Yo. The other day I saw some kid making alien noises.
Kasper: Talk about that hawkward life!

Hawkward Life by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011

ha-ha-hawkward 

1. A word used to describe a situation where someone tries to make an awkward situation less awkward by making a joke, which everyone kind of just awkwardly laughs at, and soon everyone is awkwardly laughing.
2. An awkward situation that everyone laughs about a year or more later.

1. Jessica: I heard Nolan and Julia had a weird date last night...
Thomas: Yeah, they weren't talking like at all. Nolan tried to make a joke, and they both just ended up awkwardly chuckling.
Jessica: Wow. That's ha-ha-hawkward.

2. Viv: Remember when we walked into the boy's locker room when Matt switched the signs, and like almost started changing?
Fiona: Oh yeah. That was so awkward. (laughs) but we're laughing now, so I guess it was a ha-ha-hawkward situation.

ha-ha-hawkward by SassySally April 14, 2009

Hackward Compatible 

When a user writes workaround code to deal with a software bug, and then the programmer later fixes the bug which breaks the workaround code. It is not hackward compatible.

User: This update broke the software!
Programmer: No, the update fixes the software, it simply is not hackward compatible.

Hackward Compatible by FenderQ September 1, 2019

Hawktard 

A Skilless noob who comes complete with a whining box and the ability to pull his own string

OMG you fucking Hawktard

Hawktard by Huey Lewis November 11, 2003

Hawktard 

One who has the brain compacity of a 4 year old and goes "gag happy" consistently at least 4 times daily on the MSN gaming zone

Modocc is a Hawktard, or HawkSavages is the epitome of Hawktard

Hawktard by VandaL November 11, 2003

Hawktard 

a stupid S.O.B who cant stop gaging people on the zone,hawk-tard=fuck tard

hawk savages is one big FuCk TaRd who cant shoot straight in MW4

Hawktard by ChIcKeN November 25, 2003