Gonzaga Man 

~Guy who can get any girl he wants bcuz
A. Hes so Sxy
B. Hes
C. He goes to Gonzaga
~He sweats AHC girls but who doesnt
~He has a shag
~Hes smarter then DM but dumber then Prep
~He Lies...a lot
~He a ladies man and he can partie hardy
~His favorite color is purple but he loves to wear pink
~*~ ~*~ ~*~
HIS LACROSSE TEAM GETS KILLED BY DEMATHA (and Prep)EVERY YEAR YEEEAH BITCHES

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Mom: so son who was your lax game agianst today?
Son: Dematha
Mom: O sry you'll get them next time
( they lose next time and every time after that )
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Girl: wut school do u go to?
Guy: Gonzaga
( Girl gets on top of him )
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Gonzaga Man by YSETSIHRCNLA...Decode it bitch December 21, 2004

gonzaga groupie 

a girl who goes to a school in the area, who wants to hang out or sleep with guys who go to Gonzaga, strictly for clout

Guy 1: “yo, this chick is asking if I wanna hang out at her place.”
Guy 2: “you gotta make sure she isn’t a Gonzaga groupie, bro. They’re for the whole school.”

gonzaga groupie by gonzaga_man March 16, 2022

Gonzaga 

also called "gonfaga" it is one of the faggiest schools in the arcdiocese of washington.In general the school is primaraly made up of fags also called "gonfaggots"that are extreme wannabee cool kids and are horrible at sports and are always and i mean ALWAYS getting beaten down by St Johns in everything! the school also shows its true colors by having a "purple eagle" as there mascot "emphasis on the purple".

1)G: hey you! what school do ya go to? B:Gonzaga,G:YOU MEAN GONFAGA!!

2)Prep Kid: hey you what school do you go to?
Gonzaga kid: Gonzaga
Prep Kid: what the hell? you should be cutting my lawn right now!

Gonzaga by john jacob hymer shmit March 28, 2009

gonzaga highschool 

An all boys prep school located in the heart of D.C.. Gonzaga is known for its enormous amount of homosexual students. Its color is purple and no student at Gonzaga has balls big enough to do anything when harassed or made fun of.

"hey, faggot in the purple! yea you, you're gay!"
"stop that guys, i just want to buy my mocha"

gonzaga highschool by Cox May 13, 2005

gonzaga 

the cockiest private school in the DMV area. this school thinks they're the shit when really, THEY'RE NOT.

and none of them are cute .

Gonzaga student: GONZAGA! WOOOOOOO WE'RE THE BEST AND ALL THE OTHER SCHOOLS SUCK!

Georgetown Prep/Sidwell/etc.: except you guys aren't you sons of AIDS filled bitches.

gonzaga by bitchimmastar June 9, 2012

gonzaga highschool 

Full of a bunch of faggots whor hate every other school because they didnt get into them. Probally 10 cool kids in each class who legitematly had Gonzaga as their first choice the rest of u r fucking rejects who r bitter at every other school that rejected ur asses. U all try to be the coolest kids in the world and smoke and drink just to act cool when u just look like fucking posers.

hey look there r some hot girls give me a cigarette so shell think im cool

gonzaga highschool by Sean Locjacono February 24, 2005

gonzaga high school 

guys are incredibly gorgeous there which sux because they are all gay.

girl: omg that prep guy is hot
girl 2: no! that one from gonzaga is hotter
girl: omg you're right too bad he is gay
girl 2: hey look at that SJC guy
girl: damn he is even hotter and probubly great in the sac
girl 2: not to mention he is strait. you know what I have a great idea lets have a threesome with that hott SJC guy

gonzaga high school by Lugh May 2, 2005