Birkenstock Gestapo 

Term used in reference to a group of stereotypical, postmodern hippy-wannabes.

Not to be confused with true, original, peaceful hippies of the 1960s, this modern day self-proclaimed socially conscious group often have extremely aggressive, militant views and attitudes, and will resort to physical measures during the course of their unwarranted, misdirected "peaceful protests".

Readily identified by their stereotypical, common choice of footware (see, Birkenstocks), members of this social classification can be found wherever protests are being held, regardless of how valid the cause may be.

see also Hipptards.

QFT (in Berkeley, California):

Birkenstock Gestapo: "A guy who has just moved here from Nigeria and became a US Citizen can't be called an African American because his ancestors weren't slaves."

Me: "WTF?!"

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Why do you hate so much?"

Me (confused as all hell): "Erm... What are you talking about? Then, *mocking*:Dude, Why don't you stop swimmin' at the bottom of the bong, man."

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Nazi" *snarls*

Me: /facepalm *walks away laughing*

Birkenstock Gestapo by razed November 2, 2007

Fun gestapo 

A group of goody two shoes who ruin EVERYTHING fun.

jimmy *stop playing bulldog the fun gestapo are here*
tom*oh know they are getting the teacher*

Fun gestapo by The game chat annoyance. November 27, 2016

logo gestapo 

When company's change their logo, the logo gestapo comes into action. This service wants you to only use the new logo on newly shipped products; otherwise the product will not be shipped.

Logo gestapo is said to be wearing leather / latex clothes with the company's color; although i've never seen that.

The logo gestapo ordered me to update my software so that it contains the 'neues logo'.

logo gestapo by BadgerX October 24, 2005

vaginal gestapo 

The vaginal gestapo are a group of women in a work or school setting who subscribe to the belief that they are better or smarter than the men around them. Because of the intelligence and wisdom vested in them by the power of their thundery vaginas, the vaginal gestapo believe that the men around them should do their bidding.

Greg (talking on the phone): What's that screeching in the background, man? Do you need to get off the phone?

James: Don't sweat it. It's just the vaginal gestapo trying to volunteer me for extra work.

Greg: Dude, fuck that shit. Tell those bitches to do their own job.

vaginal gestapo by Bructus January 23, 2011

Corporate Gestapo 

HR

Middle Manager: I'm having a problem with a nigger. Corporate Gestapo, please investigate.

Corporate Gestapo: Va Voll, Mein Herr!

Corporate Gestapo by Honest Richard November 20, 2013

Booze Gestapo 

The Booze Gestapo is a body of people with the authority to walk around camp sites and other places were people are sleeping over and check that nobody is drinking alcohol. They are known for being "to the book" people who like to crash party's. They get a fix out of doing this.

Booze Gestapo agent David Smith: "you are misusing the system!"
Me: no David, the system is misusing you!

Booze Gestapo by Dutch Ross August 16, 2009

Taco Gestapo 

When a woman cock blocks another woman. She can put up a "beaver dam" to stop flirtation. Taco gestapo can also be used as a noun.

"Me and this guy were totally hitting it off, but Sarah just had to come over and taco gestapo me!"

Taco Gestapo by sadwilli August 7, 2014