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Gas Station Bitch 

Originating in Detroit , often mistaken for a hood opossum , can be seen at your neighborhood gas station not purchasing anything or pumping any gas. Willing to do something strange without receiving any change , known to linger around newer model vehicles in hopes of finding a Dodge Charger
“You ain’t nothing but a Gas station bitch , It’s at least 100 of y’all from Fenkell and Greenfield to Dexter and Joy rd GTFOH , I can find a bitch just like you at the Citco.”

Gas station jerky 

James wanted to get some gas station jerky at the next res stop. James loves him some gas station jerky.

Gas Station Hax 

Say you are in a situation where you are attempting to make a right turn at an intersection but there is another car ahead of you that is stopped because the light is red and they want to keep going straight. Instead of waiting behind him and wasting time, Gas Station Hax by pulling into the corner gas station and coming out on the other side, ending up on the street you wanted to turn to. Can also be accomplished with corner convenience stores, Walgreens, and small shopping centers.
Driver:dammit, that guy in the camry stopped.
Passenger:well then gas station hax y0!
Gas Station Hax by Zhulander February 4, 2009

Gas station friend 

Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other
Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!

(Goes over to talk)

*Twenty minutes later*

Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason

Gas Station Tweaker 

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" and gets the wrong kind of "High."
Ian: "I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING THAT SHIT ANTWON. YOU A GAS STATION TWEAKER!"

Gas Station 

A place you go to fill your gas tank up with gasoline. You can also buy small snacks, like chips or candy or ice cream sandwiches.
We need to go to the gas station to get gas for the car and some ice cream sandwiches.
Gas Station by puppy31 November 11, 2017