Named after Paul Finch from the hit teen movie "American
Pie". Finching is the act of covering the toilet seat with
toilet paper for hygenic reasons.
This act was first made
popular by Paul Finch, although many say that females have practiced Finching for decades in public toilets due to the nature of their genitals.
Since hitting the big screens, Finching has become an
art amongst Finching enthusiasts.
The grading of a Finch is dependant on time taken to finch, squares used to finch and coverage of toilet seat.
At the annual Finch Olympics, professional Finchers gather to compete for the prestigious Finch Cup. Every year Finchers develop new techniques and ideas.
The most basic method being the Quad
2 method (shown below).
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One time i walked into this public toilet, the seat had a grogan,
mut juice, jew juice, buthole
hair and a wisdom
tooth on it. So Finching was my only option!