The realization upon wakening after a night of drinking that the partner of choice you lucked upon last night,in the clear light of day is in reality fugly.
This condition is not as serious as a coyote wakening,however,it is responsible for a large number of lies and a usually rapid exit from the environs.

Dude1:"damn dude,you were wasted last night."

Dude2:"yeah,and I had the mornin fuglies...I was sneakin out early when the scag woke so I told her I was going to find us some breakfast."

mornin fuglies by CrowTard March 24, 2006

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Warmicus Fuzziness

Legendary gladiator who is famous for his compassion. Rather than brutally killing his opponents after defeating them as was the common practice and tradition of the day, Warmicus Fuzziness would simply draw his initials, WF, in the sand next to his fallen opponent and thrust his weapon into the ground sparing his opponent's life. This is why it is common practice to honor Warmicus Fuzziness's memory by signing any Warm Fuzzy you make <3 WF.

We definitely made Warmicus Fuzziness proud this week.

Warmicus Fuzziness by The_Hawk August 6, 2009

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funninessity

Used to describe someone who is too funny for any other word imaginable.
They constantly are crackin jokes and getting laughs.
While used to describe funny people, it is never used to describe funny looking people.

Kayci is definitely not funninessity, but Mikayla is so funninessity, she should have her own show.

funninessity by Beluga Whales December 20, 2008

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