Free Range Yard Ape 

Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.

When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.

In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.

Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."

Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!

Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!

Free Range Yard Ape by Some Dumbass October 14, 2008

free range cock gobbler 

Used when describing a female who is eager to have sex with any man she comes in contact with.

Man, Barbara has really turned in to a free range cock gobbler lately.

Or

Two guys sitting at a bar see a sluty chick walk in. Man 1 turns to man 2 and says:

Free range cock gobbler at 9 o'clock!

free range cock gobbler by GR8WhiteDevil July 11, 2017

free range nipples 

nipples that Yearn to be seen while in the rain

Did you see that chicks free range nipples brah

free range nipples by Rock dog May 16, 2015

free-range chicken 

A young homosexual male who likes to sexually roam. His social and sexual activities cannot be limited due to his desirability.

There is no way he can settle down, he is a free-range chicken.
For more context please refer to chicken, chicken hawk, and twink.

free-range chicken by homofield April 13, 2013

free range breasts 

When a girl does not wear a bra and the breasts are free range breasts with no restraint.

I am going free range it is nice not having them straped in, my breasts are free range breasts.

free range breasts by Gegroe March 17, 2017

free range asylum 

civilization, society! -souls walking around partially or completely 'out of their heads', under the guise of being 'sane' or 'moral'.!! -the only guidelines for this being that of laws, their momma; or the church.

you, unable to ever 'know' anything about anything, thanks to these souls who are happy to do it for you! the only difference between a free range asylum and a normal one is, locked door, cells, rooms, cages and monitors.

every so often one of these souls goes 'off' unable to 'reign-in' their bizarre ideas, and 'stinks' upon some of their own.

what guarantee is there that the person standing right next to you isn't an 'accident waiting to happen'? ie: your sister, brother, mother, father, pastor, boss, friend, therapist, sales'person', doctor, lawyer, indian chief, etc.....? -whos' to say YOU are "sane"?

history is solid proof, that we humans as a whole, are a pretty peculiar bunch! 'my way or the highway' (or death!) seems to be the prevailing human attitude!!!!!

the shopping mall at christmas was a free range asylum!!

left my brother at the sanitarium, and entered the free range asylum!

went off, and went from an open air free range asylum; into a much more regulated environment!!

free range asylum by michael foolsley December 9, 2010

free range boning 

noun meaning having intercourse around the house or outside, in areas that intercourse is not usually had; wandering sex.

After his parents left, we participated in some free range boning to feel a little adventurous.

free range boning by lindseyrockstar October 15, 2010