fosterage

Pictures, stories, etc. concerning Dr. Gillian Foster (played by Kelli Williams) from the tv show Lie to Me. The phrase was coined by Tim Roth (who plays Dr. Cal Lightman on the show) and first appeared on his twitter.

Here's a little fosterage for you.

by Vero_aloe January 24, 2011

Fisterine

The sexual act of coating ones hand with mouthwash (usually Listerine) and performing the act of fisting.

I tell ya Rod, my woman gave me the ol' Fisterine yesterday, now I'm walkin' funny .

by Tim Crowbar October 25, 2017

Fostering

A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.

Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...

by Cy Simon August 22, 2008

fosterization

Describing the processes in which a person morphs into an idiot (Solar Panel Jargon).

The fosterization of G.W. Bush brought true joy to the Nation.

by Vinny-Cent May 6, 2015

Flaterizer

Basically an FTM binder but with a different word. It makes the boob say bye-bye.

ftm 1: ya know that feel when you get in bed and you're all comfy, then notice you're still wearing ur flaterizer??
ftm 2: omg yeaaah it fukken suckes dick!

by mychemicalromacexx September 8, 2018

Flaterizer

Basically an FTM binder. It makes the boobs go bye-bye.

Ftm 1: Ya know that feel when you get in bed and you're all comfy, then notice you're still wearing ur flaterizer ??
Ftm 2: Hell yeah, it can suck a dick

by mychemicalromacexx September 8, 2018

Fontenize

fontenize (v)
when referencing a course or lecture:
- to redesign a course or lecture from the ground up in order to improve overall experience
when referencing vocabulary:
- to turn a noun into an adjective, verb, adverb, or completely making a word up on the spot

"Thankfully the university's object-oriented design class was completely fontenized, so it's much less of a headache now!"

"I hope they fontenize the C++ lecture before I take it next semester, I've heard it's a crazy hard course!"

by JUnit5Tester May 11, 2023