When you try to take a sip from a straw, but you do not look at it so your mouth searches for it and you look fuckin retarded. ( A term created by ma bae Adam Lambert, where my fanbase at???!)
,, See the girl over there, what is she doing with her mouth open like that?"
,, She's flobbing."
,, Or she just retarded"
Dave: Hey tom, smell my palm.
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)